is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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