I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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