Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i've created a new STD.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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