Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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