My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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