did you get engaged???
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
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Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?