My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.