k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.