so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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