the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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