Pants 0. Shit 1.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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