normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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