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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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