Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
