i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
this will be a night to untag.
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I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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