Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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