You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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