better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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