Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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