Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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