is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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