i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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