Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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