When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
soo... how was my night?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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