well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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