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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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