the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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