So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
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you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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