im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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