I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
