yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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