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Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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the room spins SO much faster in panama
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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