Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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