hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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