sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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