That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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