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Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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