I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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