There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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