You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
we should paint friendship bongs
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