I want to stick my p in your. b.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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