Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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