btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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