I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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