Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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