Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
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I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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