Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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