dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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