3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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