Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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