it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
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well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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