Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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