HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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