My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
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No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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