it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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