whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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