She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
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Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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