he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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